Although I purport to be a softie maker I have not been making a lot of softies as of late. This causes me some concern. Does anyone know: if a person were to report on their income tax or some other official paperwork that they were a softie maker, would the federal government require that said person create a said number of softies? Could there be fines? Charges of false impersonation? Questions of libel?
With something more than a little apprehension I decided perhaps it was time to make a softie or two. Here is "Seventeen", the sock cow. That is her name: 17. She's not the 17th cow. Or the 17th softie. It's just a nice prime number which makes her.....yes, indeed....prime beef. Hehehehehe....
That should put the IRS off for a few weeks while I think of more sock animals to make....
3 comments:
*giggles* Prime beef..I love it.
If you claim to be making softies, the IRS might expect ice cream....
I forgot to mention that I love Seventeen. She's beautiful! Will she be working on the farm with Huckleberry?
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